1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Valerie
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I don't have any moles, actually.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? I don't recall ever feeling any of my teachers were hot or attractive in any way.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yep! Now that it's so ridiculously spendy to see a movie, I don't anymore...because I'm there to see the movie. Boring, but true.
5. What body part do you wash first? My hair, for sure.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Nah.
7. What's the strangest talent you have? Scaring people who think they know me well.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? My nose is an outtie. Makeup can only camouflage so much.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? it's been years since I had them, but probably Sour Cream and Onion.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Yep, I'm tied up with many things right now, actually.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Probably lying. I lied often as a teen, sadly.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I'll drive around the block, unless I'm downtown because if you see a spot TAKE IT, it won't be there 5 seconds later.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Um, no. That sounds like a ton of work, and with my memory, I'd call someone by the wrong name.
14. How many times have you been cussed out? Surprisingly less than someone with my job generally is (fraud detection), but more than I would like.
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Usually the right, I think.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Not that I know of, but I'm certainly not intentionally avoiding one. I just don't do bars in general very often. I'm way too picky about my drinks and company.
18. Girls all I really want is GIRLS!
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? they were all boys
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Ugh yes...and I wish I hadn't. No one has enough experience in kissing AT ALL at that point. Though, after the first few times, I just said to myself "enough!" and didn't let him anymore. It felt like what I imagined it would be like to kiss an excited dog. Gross.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Nope.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Probably Matt or kiddo, unless something's going on with another family member.
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Not that I know of. Matt almost sang to me at our wedding, but chickened out. I almost said my vows to him in Russian, but chickened out. Meh, it's even.
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? eeewwww. Bath towel...but both are seriously nasty ideas.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Um no. I don't snoop, so saved myself from that sort of thing.
26. What was your childhood nickname? I never had one, but I wanted one! I tried to assign one for myself, from "Moe" to "K" to everything else I could think of. Self-assigned nicknames don't work, by the way.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? When was the last time an epic metal song was on my mix? So, probably yesterday.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? No.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Dramatic music conducting, probably.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? EW NO.
31. How do you eat your cookie? With my mouth.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? Um, no...
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Talk out loud to myself.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? It depends on how long since I've eaten. More than 3 hours, about 2 drinks. Eating while drinking, I can hold my alcohol. I can, and have, hold a good tipsy buzz all night until 5am. You know you want to party with me.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? Uh, no.
38. How often do you clean out your ears? When they bother me.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch, after I fold.
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? when it happens and I can go somewhere no one can see me do it.
41. Do you have any strange phobias? No, mine are pretty common - mostly spiders and the dark.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Not that I know of.
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Paid a cover charge and then bought an overpriced drink that a frat boy could make better. I'm a snob, remember?
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No, because while I'm usually game for dares, I also will refuse if it's stupid.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? uh, no.
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I didn't have to catch him, he uses it as a mating call.
47. Have you ever played naked Twister? No, but I imagine that would be filled with farts as well.
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? No. Why on earth would I want to be?
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? No.